the branch of lies

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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caffeinepants:

aph-china:

ronnano:

I wish eveyone a very delightful easter!

Thank you, I hope yours
becomes lively and zesty in return!

 this sunday is a major holiday, known to most as easter. while egg hunts and easter baskets are very common, let’s not forget why we celebrate. jesus died so that we could live without sin. thank you.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

how I tell stories
me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

nanatsus:

this is basically how we communicate on this website

tobiasspooky:

do you ever forget that you’re a real person

africant:

same.

africant:

same.